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A few years back, my cousins and I just couldn't hold it in. Our creative juices splurged forth in morbid Christmas
prankfulness. Making a few slight adjustments In Aunt Iris's kitchen, a pig that usually holds both
spatula and whisk, gave them up for rocks and slingshot, performing heinous acts of violence on Christmas deer.
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This year, having the absolute perfect snow, my cousin Nathan, my sisters, my mom, and I all went outside to make some snow creations. Maybe we felt
suppressed as children (I mean, I wasn't even allowed to watch ninja turtles, come on!), but morbidity emerged once again. This time in true Calvin and
Hobbe's snowman fashion.
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In the morning, gravity added its creative hand, causing our poor snowman to bend in the dizzying agony of snowball cannon pain.
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Today, for the first time since Christmas, the weather was warm enough to get out and create dastardly sadistic scenes once again. Mom helped me out! What kind of sick and twisted mother-son duo does this stuff?!!?
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Once you have had a taste of snowman violence, you cant escape it. Here is our inspiration. The one and only Bill Watterson and his comic strip,
Calvin and Hobbes
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